Eiyda Asaari: ..CaRa-CaRa MenJaWaB TeLeFoN YaNG BeTuL..

Thursday, December 23, 2010

..CaRa-CaRa MenJaWaB TeLeFoN YaNG BeTuL..

1. Soalan: haloo, may i speak to bedah please?
Jawapan: maap.sini bukan balai polis.

2. Soalan: haloo, siapa disana?
Jawapan: ntah. saya kat sini,mane le saya tau sape kat sane..

3. Soalan: haloo, boleh saya bercakap ngan bapak awak?
Jawapan: nak cakap cakap je ler. buat ape tanye saya.

4. Soalan: haloo, boleh sambungkan ke nombor 323?
Jawapan: maap cik,nombor tak boleh disambung,hanye boleh dicampur.

5. Soalan: haloo, mak ade rumah?
Jawapan: mak takde rumah.bapak ade pasal rumah ni bapak yang beli.

6. Soalan: haloo timah, buat ape tu?
Jawapan: kan ke saya tengah bercakap ngan awak kat tepon ni..

7. Soalan: boleh saya bercakap ngan siti?
Jawapan: maap.nombor yang anda dail tidak mahu memberikan
perkhidmatannye... terima kasih

8. Soalan: haloo, tolong panggilkan samad. saya nak bercakap dengannye.
Jawapan: sila panggil sendiri.saya sibuk.maaf

9. Soalan: halloo......
Jawapan: halo. pusat sakit mental disini. anda ingin mendaftar?

10. Soalan: haloo, saya nak tumpang bertanya...
Jawapan: maaf. ini bukan kaunter pertanyaan.

11. Soalan: haloo, betul ke ini nombor 3234412?
Jawapan: sila dail sekali lagi. kalau saya masih menjawab betul le
tu.

31 comments:

Anonymous said...: Soklan : Hello..
Jawapan : Nombor yang anda dail tidak cukup...sila cukupkan nombor anda...

boleh dipraktikkan sume ni...ehiks!; Thursday, December 23, 2010 8:36:00 AM
Anonymous said...: hello.. eiyda der? bole sye komen kt cni? hehe.. nice post..
XD; Thursday, December 23, 2010 8:52:00 AM
MiMi PeONy said...: lawak gler, konferm kalo amalkan kne blangkong ngn parents...hehe; Thursday, December 23, 2010 8:55:00 AM
Mun said...: haha..yg last tu nampak lg lawak.. ngeee~; Thursday, December 23, 2010 9:07:00 AM
KakD said...: hahahaha pengsan kalau tiap2 hari kene jumpe orang jawab telefon macam ni adoiila...; Thursday, December 23, 2010 10:16:00 AM
Syed Hilmi Syed Yahya said...: hahahah,,,ade logiknya disitu,,,,lwak pown ade,,,hehe; Thursday, December 23, 2010 10:22:00 AM
Renjer Sungai said...: halooo.... apa cerita dunia mlysia hari nie???; Thursday, December 23, 2010 10:36:00 AM
qamaYaya said...: ye..mmg betul ni cara2 nya...haha..dan saya telah terkena dgn salah satu drpd jawapan tadi..."maaf ini bkn kaunter pertanyaan..." rase nk hempuk je fon mase tu..hehehe; Thursday, December 23, 2010 10:45:00 AM
Fiqah Alias said...: wakaka...terbaikk punyer jwpn..!! hik3..kompem ckp laa..klo itu first time org tu tepon..mmg akan jadi last time jugakla org tu tepon..heee~ fiqah slalu wat yg no 2 & no 8 tu..hee~; Thursday, December 23, 2010 11:48:00 AM
Marlina Roslee said...: Hahahah..; Thursday, December 23, 2010 12:06:00 PM
Cik Aied said...: hahaha..gelak guling-guling! hihihi; Thursday, December 23, 2010 12:46:00 PM
zazaw said...: HAHA
itu mengonggggg; Thursday, December 23, 2010 1:07:00 PM
Sallehudin Said said...: haha ..
gelak rasanya baca ni ..
XD; Thursday, December 23, 2010 1:15:00 PM
Queen M said...: hahahaha :P; Thursday, December 23, 2010 3:59:00 PM
Unknown said...: soalan; hello gud morning, im calling from bank...
(cpt3 potong sblum org tuh abes ckp)
jawapan; the number u have dailed is out of reach, pls dont try again (dgn nada operator yg hampir jadik)

hahahahahha; Thursday, December 23, 2010 5:09:00 PM
cikpuanyuz said...: hahaha..lawak2...bley buat pasni....; Thursday, December 23, 2010 6:01:00 PM
iniialahaku said...: hahaha..ok klakar,cm2 plak yer nk taw tul ke x no fon; Thursday, December 23, 2010 6:13:00 PM
ayulunera said...: hehehe...klaka......; Thursday, December 23, 2010 8:46:00 PM
muaz_kkgp said...: haha....bagus n3 ni...; Thursday, December 23, 2010 11:37:00 PM
Puteri Katek said...: nasib baik tak ckp:

helooo rumah mayat....boleh saya bantu....hahahahaha; Thursday, December 23, 2010 11:39:00 PM
Unknown said...: haahaahaahah..
lawak..lawak.. :); Friday, December 24, 2010 2:05:00 AM
TinaSofea said...: ahhahahahahhahahhahaha; Friday, December 24, 2010 5:15:00 AM
Nik Lisa said...: hahahhahahhaha; Friday, December 24, 2010 10:12:00 AM
Rikajue said...: ha3 XD mmg lawak ni tapi praktik kt yg mmg nk kena je laa,kdg2 org luar negara dpt no. kita,yg no panjang berjela tu.haa,bagi je antra 1 dari post ni.he3 thanks! ;); Friday, December 24, 2010 11:19:00 AM
toyolkiut said...: helo..
boleh tolong topap?
xde kredit ni..
kekeke..; Friday, December 24, 2010 11:02:00 PM
umiawadah said...: best je jawapan dia..sukalah...nak gelak ni boleh?ha ha ha; Saturday, December 25, 2010 10:22:00 AM
Unknown said...: -______-" macam mane la agaknya rasa si pemanggil ye? xD; Saturday, December 25, 2010 12:59:00 PM
teha_sheweet said...: kelakar je.. gelak guling2; Saturday, December 25, 2010 6:13:00 PM
Hamizi Azizan said...: datang jenguk mizi jap...

sedeyhhttp://contengcorner.blogspot.com/2010/12/satu-entry-banyak-kisah.html; Sunday, December 26, 2010 5:58:00 AM
Aesya Zealous said...: ahhahhah lawak seh!!!; Monday, December 27, 2010 12:53:00 AM
Dye Kronniesar said...: nombor tak boleh disambung,hanye boleh dicampur.

haha.lucu part neh.tapi btol jugak.haha. :P; Monday, December 27, 2010 5:51:00 PM